WASHINGTON (July 4, 2017)-- Tickets are still available for Trump Day today in the huge circus tent erected on the White House lawn. The very beautiful extravaganza aimed straight at the heart of American democracy was produced and directed by White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon.
The U.S. General Services Administration will be screening videos of Trump properties around the world that are for sale, for short-sale, for lease, or for daily party rentals. There is growing availability of these venues and all offers will be considered. The previously announced performance by the Supremes (SCOTUS) has been canceled due to a dispute over the art of the deal.
The “world's longest ever” row of slot machines will celebrate the Interior Department's order that transferred title of all Native American casinos to the Trump Organization, along with the National Parks. Sideshows will include The Incredible Transparent Man (yes, you can see right through him) and the Broken Snake (sad). Midway games of chance will include “Tweet You $@#&!,” the fastest-trending, biggest-rating phenomenon not reported by the media, and winners will be automatically nominated for the hundreds of unfilled Executive Branch jobs and guaranteed Senate confirmation. No experience required.
The State Department stand will sell actual limited edition canceled Green Cards as souvenirs. The “Believe Me” booth from Trump Bookstore (formerly the Library of Congress) will auction real authenticated original copies of the U.S. Constitution personally signed by the President, including his handwritten redactions of inappropriate content. Trump family products will be promoted by Russian Supermodels during the swimsuit competition and the after-party in the VIP room (additional charge).
At the closing Trump Day gala dinner, reunited at last as the Trump Family Singers, the family will reprise their breathless performances in Mel Brook's musical “The Producers,” as well as their uncannily life-like portrayals in Elia Kazan's 1957 film “A Face In The Crowd.” (If that was before your time, you can just Google it.)
The U.S. General Services Administration will be screening videos of Trump properties around the world that are for sale, for short-sale, for lease, or for daily party rentals. There is growing availability of these venues and all offers will be considered. The previously announced performance by the Supremes (SCOTUS) has been canceled due to a dispute over the art of the deal.
The “world's longest ever” row of slot machines will celebrate the Interior Department's order that transferred title of all Native American casinos to the Trump Organization, along with the National Parks. Sideshows will include The Incredible Transparent Man (yes, you can see right through him) and the Broken Snake (sad). Midway games of chance will include “Tweet You $@#&!,” the fastest-trending, biggest-rating phenomenon not reported by the media, and winners will be automatically nominated for the hundreds of unfilled Executive Branch jobs and guaranteed Senate confirmation. No experience required.
The State Department stand will sell actual limited edition canceled Green Cards as souvenirs. The “Believe Me” booth from Trump Bookstore (formerly the Library of Congress) will auction real authenticated original copies of the U.S. Constitution personally signed by the President, including his handwritten redactions of inappropriate content. Trump family products will be promoted by Russian Supermodels during the swimsuit competition and the after-party in the VIP room (additional charge).
At the closing Trump Day gala dinner, reunited at last as the Trump Family Singers, the family will reprise their breathless performances in Mel Brook's musical “The Producers,” as well as their uncannily life-like portrayals in Elia Kazan's 1957 film “A Face In The Crowd.” (If that was before your time, you can just Google it.)
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